I make up bad jokes pretty much every day, but I tend to forget them pretty quickly. this page mostly exists just to help me remember, but if you’re reading this, I hope maybe they make you laugh too!

Jokes Of The Days

3/7/2019
Q: Why did Drake and The Weeknd get caught Eiffel Towering a sheep?
A: They were lovin’ the ewe.

8/16/2017
Q: How can you tell the Italian food lobby loves Hip Hop?
A: They love it when you call them Big Pasta

Old Jokes

Q: What did John Lennon call his Indian food cookbook?
A: 🎵 Paperback Raita 🎵

Q: What is Lil’ Wayne’s favorite part about red wine?
A: TH-TH-THE TANNINS!