Kieffer Katz
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I make up bad jokes pretty much every day, but I tend to forget them pretty quickly. This page is mostly just here to help me remember them. But if you’re reading this, maybe you’ll at least get a chuckle.
Q: Why should you only cook half your box of pasta?
A: Because a penne saved is a penne earned
Q: What did the woke rapper say when his partner wanted to leave him?
A: Nah, ma. Stay
Q: How do professors decide which jacket to wear?
A: By consulting Maslow’s Hierarchy of Tweeds
Q: How can you tell the Italian food lobby loves Hip Hop?
A: They love it when you call them Big Pasta
Q: What did John Lennon call his Indian food cookbook?
A: Paperback Raita
Q: What is Lil’ Wayne’s favorite part about red wine?
A: TH-TH-THE TANNINS!